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Uh, no, Tumblr ads, I don’t care if the weird old prospector who lives in the tunnels underneath the city might save us later on, I still don’t want him taking kids to school or anywhere else.
easy pete you bastard stay the fuck away from my children
Fun fact: Upper Midwest cooking is still slightly stuck in the 1960′s.
Some additional contenders for you consideration, rounding out to a full meal:
(It’s always called a hotdish, never casserole)
Marshmallow salad or ambrosia is essential
And you can end off the night with a meat raffle
the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit
worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner
Kissing a cat’s soft little head gives you +10 HP
Click Here To Support Mystery Cat You Met On A Walk Once, She Followed You Around For A Bit And Let You Pet Her Before Going On Her Way. It Was Years Ago But You Will Never Forget Her.
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i made a brony on the sims
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this is the first thing he did when i turned the free will on
